Conan Is a Fucking Tool (Fallon Intro) is the 1st track on the album Songs In Every Key Except A Minor. It consists of an edited clip of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon introducing the band.

Lyrics Edit

"I'm so excited about our next guests
they're a great band out of Portland Oregon
in 1992
their single Walking Fucked and Blind Part 1
became a number 1 hit
in japan
now reuniting for one night only
ladies and gentleman
Uncle Jesse & The Rippers!"

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