Conan Is a Fucking Tool (Fallon Intro) is the 1st track on the album Songs In Every Key Except A Minor. It consists of an edited clip of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon introducing the band.
"I'm so excited about our next guests
they're a great band out of Portland Oregon
their single Walking Fucked and Blind Part 1
became a number 1 hit
now reuniting for one night only
ladies and gentleman
Uncle Jesse & The Rippers!"