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I Didn't Come Here To Fap is the 5th track on the album Songs In Every Key Except A Minor. It was Uncle Jesse's first major hit and the band often uses it as an encore.

Lyrics Edit

"Logged on to funnyjunk the other day
a site my friend recommended to me
opened up a thready about cosplay
and i couldnt find it interesting
beyond the boobs
I didn't come here to fap
I only came to read the comments
and post a picture of michael jackson
eating popcorn in a movie
I didn't come here to fap
so get that shit off the page
and go organize it properly
in not safe for work
I didn't come here to fap
I only came to read the comments
and post a picture of michael jackson
eating popcorn in a movie
I didn't come here to fap
so get that shit off the page
and go organize it properly
its not safe for work
its not safe for work
its not safe for work
its not safe for work
you cant look at porno at work
thats why they call it not safe for work"

Live Shows This Song Was Played At Edit

  • 2015-07-4 - Max's Graduation Party
  • 2016-03-05 - Analog Theater, Portland OR

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