Whoopass is the 2nd track on the album Songs In Every Key Except A Minor. It was originally written by Sean Spoon in 8th grade. He performed it on Ukulele at a talent show and was suspended from school. The band traditionally uses this song to close their shows, often combining it with their cover of The Star Spangled Banner.

Lyrics Edit

"I'm Godzilla, Come and hear me roar.
When Imma comin' round here to bust down your door
And when i do, i bust i down like I'm a SWAT team.
made of whoopass.
all you little punks wanna mess with me
cuz you know im not as strong as i could be
but chuck norris jumps out of every single can
of whoopass
take a 45, shove it up your ass
pull the trigger and send you back to class
and when i do, i send you back, with a pack of some of that whoopass."

Live Shows This Song Was Played At Edit

  • 2015-07-4 - Max's Graduation Party
  • 2016-02-05 - Analog Theater, Portland OR
  • 2016-03-05 - Analog Theater, Portland OR

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